Friday, February 27, 2009

I Really Am a Princess! Chris' Birthday

So that is the title of a very cute book you should all read. it's about a girl who is sure that her real parents are Kings and Queens and they would soon come and give her everything she wanted, including letting her have a pony that lives in her room...

Anyways, Today is Chris' Birthday!!!!!
One of my favorite days in the world because I get to spoil the one I love till she can't take anymore!
we are having a Princess Party for her tomorrow and everyone is invited to dress up in formal gowns and suits... and yes, even the guys are excited about this! We are gonna have fun games and good food (from the Colonel Sanders himself!) I can't say enough how very excited I am to do this. Chris is a real Princess, and she deserves this chance to show her. I don't know anyone with a sweeter heart and a more giving soul. And she's gorgeous too, so once Disney writes her story into a movie, Cinderella will have to step down and Princess Chris will take stage as the best Princess of them All!!!

I gave her a present this morning that came in a princess castle bag... inside were all the Princess essentials: a pretty necklace, hair stuff, a Magic Red Apple, and Chocolate Pudding! Yeah, I covered all the angles! I don't know who is having more fun with all this... me or Chris.....

Monday, February 23, 2009

Horton Hears a What?

Everyone, Meet Katie, such a cute cuddly animal with sweet adorable eyes... who knew she'd make Chris and I laugh so hard? She is the new owner of my all-timne favorite movie quote, "In my world everyone is a pony and the drink rainbows and poop butterflies" ha ha ha! I love this!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Katy Perry and Other Fruity Things

So Chris asked me a while ago to pick between Katy Perry concert and Brittney Spears concert. It was very easy for me to pick, so on Tuesday, February 12, we went and saw Katy Perry!

It was actually way fun, especailly to see so many gay guys cheering and singing along to her songs... to be fair, not all of them were gay. I sang to a few...
We had a lot of fun, Katy Perry is nuts. She had huge blow up fruits all over the stage, but the encore when she came out in a leopard leotard and a blow-up-stick of cherry chapstick... that she wanted everyone to kiss... hilarious really.
My favorite part of the night, as always, was Chris. She is so gosh darn gorgeous! She went to get a drink for us and all the guys were hitting on her. I felt jealous and proud at the same time. She is such a babe!
And to top it off, yesterday night she did the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me. She made me a fruit basket bouquet. It was all great fruit cut in heart shapes and dipped in white and milk chocolate. I ate so much of it I had to stop myself or I'd end up sick! It was so awesome and tasty! Chris could do anything she wants, but one thing would definately be an artistic chef.

Valentine's Day Jokes

This is mainly for Carl and Nancy, since they aren't going to get to hear my holiday joke song this time. Just imagine the jokes set to music....

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”

Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!

"A: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Sure, they're very scent-imental! "

"A: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
B: Because it's all heart."

"A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, man standing at the counter placing "Love" stamps on red envelopes with hearts all over them. Then he takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying all over them.
The boy goes up to the man and asks him what he is doing. The man says,
"I'm sending out 2,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
But why?" asks the boy.
I'm a divorce lawyer, "the man said"

"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"

"A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a golden ring for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
You'll know tonight." he answered
That evening, the man came home with a small box and gave it to his wife. She opened it and find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Groucho Marx.

What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Third degree burns!

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!

What would you get if you crossed a dog
with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”

What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
“I find you very attractive.”

Q: What did one melon say to the other melon on Valentines day?
A: It’s a pity we cantaloupe.

Q:What did the mushroom say to her Valentine's date?
A:He's a fungi

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a
candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky
to get a card

“A Redneck Valentine”
Yore hair is like cornsilk,
A-flapping in the breeze,
Softer than Blue's,
And without all them fleas.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

My Little Asian Chef

So Chris has many talents. She showed off one of them the other day by making this amazing Chineses Vegtable Soup and fried rice. It tasted just like the soup that we had bought at this nice Chinese Restaurant, Chopsticks. I was impressed, it was sooo good. It was a great late night dinner.
Now I'm trying to make it up to her by getting a sweet Valentines together... we'll see if I can impress her as much as she always impresses me... We'll just have to see.